• me: i want that
• me: checks price tag
• me: nevermind

• Person: What state do you live in?
• Me: Denial.

rubyliftyourheadup:

if you never touched your computer screen because you tried to touch a celebrity’s face you’re lying

do you ever go into a book store and just find all of your favourite author’s books even though you already have them and you just hover in that general area for a while

beyoncebeytwice:

NO MICROSOFT WORD IM PRETTY SURE THATS HOW I SPELL MY NAME THANKS FOR THE SUGGESTION THOUGH

• phone: *rings*
• me: no

elcuepee:

i’m ready for pumpkin spice lattes and warm scarves and pretty coats and nice boots and crunchy leaves on the ground and the wind biting at my cheeks and i’m ready to not feel like sweaty gross death all the time

• me: oh that was awkward and embarrassing, let's forget all about it
• mind: lol no i'm going to replay it just when you feel good about yourself or bad about yourself or when you're bored and trying to fall asleep and whenever i want

i get awkward when someone compliments me and idk what to say 

• someone: you look pretty today
• me: happy birthday

notkorra:

“be strong,” i whisper at my wifi signal